When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLINSometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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