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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself

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