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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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