I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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