I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
NORM MACDONALD
Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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