I don’t have any ambition.
NORM MACDONALD
Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don’t have any ambition.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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