Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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