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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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