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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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