You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINYou can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINI have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTINIt’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTIN