How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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