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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.

Steve Martin

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Appearance Body Count Self Love Worth
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Boy Different Language Word
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Act Actor Collaboration Team Work Yourself
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Deep Emotion Happiness Myself Sad Time
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Ability Element Natural Necessary Quality Yourself
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Expectation Inspirational Motivational Room Yourself
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Audience Comedy Goodness Greatness Ideas Response Work Yourself
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Cheerful Happiness Play Sad Yourself

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