I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINBefore you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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