Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTINIt’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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