I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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