Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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