I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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