A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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