A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINI thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINIt was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTINThrough the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTINThere’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINBefore you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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