All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCricket is basically baseball on valium.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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