Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERNow, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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