Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKERNow, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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