“The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.”

How long is forever? Sometimes, just one second.

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You can’t be that good; you work for me.

Photography is my one recreation and I think it should be done well.

Sentence first, verdict afterwards.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

That’s the reason they’re called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.

I don’t see how he can ever finish, if he doesn’t begin.

I discovered that if one looks a little closer at this beautiful world, there are always red ants underneath.

Dogs are indeed the most social, affectionate, and amiable animals of the whole brute creation.

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty.

Butterflies and birds are like one perfect teaspoon of creation.

Orcas are my spirit animal. That’s my favorite mammal.

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town.

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.