If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKERA hangover is the wrath of grapes.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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