If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKERA hangover is the wrath of grapes.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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