Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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