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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?

Joan Rivers

I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
JOAN RIVERS

Born Myself Room
Moving on is a gift you give yourself.
JOAN RIVERS

Gift Move On Yourself
Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn’t remember the lines.
JOAN RIVERS

Forget Herself Movie Remember Role
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Deep Inspirational Kill Time Yourself
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
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Dog Funny Study Young
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Fools Laughter Yourself
Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years – we were on the freeway at the time.
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Couple Freedom Marriage Time Yourself
Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.
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Born Children Easy Respect Yourself
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Daughter Down And Mother
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Children Early Memories Myself Parents

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