I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERYears are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
DOROTHY PARKERPeople ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
DOROTHY PARKERThree be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
DOROTHY PARKERHis voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
DOROTHY PARKERA liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKERNow, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKERMen seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
DOROTHY PARKERThat would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
DOROTHY PARKERAll I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
DOROTHY PARKER