“I hate writing, I love having written.”

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

A girl’s best friend is her mutter.

He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.

You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.

The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

If you can get through doing things that you hate to do, on the other side is greatness.

Racism, hate, and anger are now the academic standard.

Do not hate what you do not know, for the greater part of knowledge consists of what you do not know.

I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate – it’s apathy. It’s not giving a damn.

Stronger than lover’s love is lover’s hate. Incurable, in each, the wounds they make.

I hate the word famous because it has no substance.

I don’t hate women – they just sometimes make me mad.

Hate no one, no matter how much they’ve wronged you.