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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

Joan Rivers

You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Process Worry
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train
I have a million dollar figure but it’s all loose change.
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Change Loose Money Myself
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian — and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
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Daughter Hate Herself Himself Myself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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Cook Food Myself
Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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Age Fashion Feeling Funny Gift Memories Old Yourself
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, “Marry him, you’ll double your wardrobe.”
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Date Fashion Marriage Mom Myself
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Believe Greatness Marriage People Scare
Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Blame Head Heart Love Myself Sex
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
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Alive Bad Care Enjoyment Goodness Life Myself
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

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