Happiness, at my age, is breathing
JOAN RIVERS
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years – we were on the freeway at the time.
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I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others.
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