Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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