They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKERI can’t write five words but that I change seven.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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