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Erma Bombeck Quote - There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
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Body Book Food Funny Myself
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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He who laughs lasts.
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Funny Happiness Inspirational One Liner
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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Funny Give Up Myself See Sex Trust Woman
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Believe Book Children Friendship Herself Library Myself
Success is outliving your failures.
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Failure Growth Inspirational Live One Liner Success
Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can’t see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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Care Compassion Each Other Face Human Love Nation Patience Reflection

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