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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.

Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Children Courage Funny Inspirational Moments Parents White
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Food Preparation Thankful Time
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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End God Hope Inspirational Life Motivational Myself Success Talent
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
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Children Clean Funny Home Mom
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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Exploration Food Funny Humor Myself
Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
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Care Deep Emotion Funny Hard Love Pride Quiet Reality Yourself
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Death Game Himself Legal Man
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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Funny Pieces Travel Yourself
Success is outliving your failures.
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Failure Growth Inspirational Live One Liner Success
I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Exercise Insect Inspiration Woman
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Discover Myself Science Worry
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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Death Experience Food Funny Hope Humor Man Myself Pieces Travel
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
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Chance God Growth Life Magic Moments Myself Pregnant
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Food Improvement Time
Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Design Fashion Human Literature Myself
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.

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