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Erma Bombeck Quote - Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

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He who laughs lasts.
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I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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Children make your life important.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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