Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
ERMA BOMBECKPregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
ERMA BOMBECKAll of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
ERMA BOMBECKWhen you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
ERMA BOMBECKIf you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
ERMA BOMBECKSuccess is outliving your failures.
ERMA BOMBECKThe odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
ERMA BOMBECKDid you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
ERMA BOMBECKI just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
ERMA BOMBECKI haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
ERMA BOMBECKIt seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
ERMA BOMBECKWomen are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
ERMA BOMBECKA grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
ERMA BOMBECKDon’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
ERMA BOMBECKHousework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
ERMA BOMBECKIt takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
ERMA BOMBECKIf a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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