“All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.”

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

I’ve made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don’t need to go out.

I don’t care about people who don’t care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that’s their issue. Screw them.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I’m such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I’m like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.

You know your the best when people you don’t know hate you.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A man must walk before he can fly – one cannot fly into flying.

One night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.

There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.

Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.

I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.

I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.

I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t. Young girls should know that.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.

Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.

I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.