“One night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.”

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Well, since I’m six years old, I’ve been playing the violin, the piano, I’ve been singing. It’s always been a dream of mine, but I really never had the courage to actually go and do it professionally.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

I’ve made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don’t need to go out.

I don’t care about people who don’t care about me. If people are negative or mean, then that’s their issue. Screw them.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I’m such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I’m like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.

You know your the best when people you don’t know hate you.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A man must walk before he can fly – one cannot fly into flying.

There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.

Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.

I’m a born librarian with a sex drive.

Let your liquid sunshine pour all over my body.

Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.

Lets handcuff ourselves together naked and see what happens.

Moonlight fills the room illumination your delicious naked existence.

I say that homosexuality is not just a form of sex, it’s a form of love, and it deserves our respect for that reason.

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Give me kisses like fire, orgasms like gunpowder.