Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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