50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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