If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRAI knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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