Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAHalf the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRAIf the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRAPitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
YOGI BERRAAlmost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRAIf you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
YOGI BERRAIf you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRAYou better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAI don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
YOGI BERRAHow can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRAThat’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
YOGI BERRAI never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRAIt ain’t over till it’s over
YOGI BERRABaseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRAI don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRAYou wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRA