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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
Little things are big.
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Big Minimalism One Liner
Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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Entrepreneur Face Failure Fear Success Work
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Copy Imitate One Liner
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Baseball Important Love Sports World
You can observe a lot by just watching.
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Baseball Observation One Liner Watch
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nap Sleep
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
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Guess Necessary Thank You
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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Alive Father Grave Hear
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Charity Giving
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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Baseball Humor Lost Time

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