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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRA

Complicated Jazz Music Understand
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Park People Stop
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
I guess the first thing I should do is thank everybody who made this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA

Guess Necessary Thank You
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Nervous Series
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Children School Walk
We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA

Mistake One Liner Wrong
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Stock Market
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Face Hit Ugly
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRA

Vote
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRA

Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself

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