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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.

Yogi Berra

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
YOGI BERRA

People
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA

Sleep Wake Up
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRA

Perfection Philosophy World
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRA

Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA

Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Children School Walk
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
YOGI BERRA

Arms Giving
I’m glad I was in the Navy.
YOGI BERRA

Army Proud

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