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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.

Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Nervous Series
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRA

Laughter Life Shock
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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See Television
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
YOGI BERRA

Complicated Jazz Music Understand
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA

Humor
Doing the little things can make a big difference.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Inspirational Minimalism
We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRA

Break Up Divorce I Miss You Past Time Togetherness
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Mental Physical
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
YOGI BERRA

Hard Hit Home Time
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
Little things are big.
YOGI BERRA

Big Minimalism One Liner

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