You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRAYou wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRAThere are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
YOGI BERRAI usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRALittle things are big.
YOGI BERRAIf I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRAIf you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRAWhy buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRAIf you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRAThe only color I don’t have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRAFailure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRAIt ain’t over till it’s over
YOGI BERRAWe have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
YOGI BERRAAlways go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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