Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
W. C. FIELDSI am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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