Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
W. C. FIELDSI am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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I drink therefore I am.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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