This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
TINA FEYLesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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