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You can’t control things by being nervous.

Tina Fey

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Confidence Disproportionate Funny Look Parent Raise Thank
To me YES, AND means don’t be afraid to contribute. Always make sure you’re adding something to the discussion. Your initiations are worthwhile.
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Afraid Contribute Discussion Mean Something Worthwhile
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Audience Cress Down Funny Humor Lady Laugh Like Man Men Old Push Start
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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See Start Take Yes You
In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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Arrogant Conclude Good Impressively Move Moving Witty Write
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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Inspiring Leadership Motivational
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
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Actual Convert Gay People Thinking Witnesses Witty
You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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Life is improvisation.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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