Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
TINA FEYSome people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you’re asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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(Some people say “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.)
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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