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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.

Tina Fey

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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