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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.

Tina Fey

You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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You can’t control things by being nervous.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.

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