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Life is improvisation.

Tina Fey

My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
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There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Life is improvisation.

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