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Life is improvisation.

Tina Fey

You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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