The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
TIM ALLENI am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, “And let there be aluminum siding.” Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree’s on a golf course, all the better.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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