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Tim Allen

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
TIM ALLEN

Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Instruction Man Manufacturer Reality Togetherness
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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Appearance Listening Noise Thinking Voice Yourself
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
TIM ALLEN

Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
TIM ALLEN

Adult Children Goodness Independent

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