But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
TIM ALLENCan we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
More Tim Allen Quotes
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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