All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
TIM ALLENI grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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I have a thing for tools.
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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