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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?

Tim Allen

I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Comedy Gift Intelligence Myself Smart
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Car End Funny Relationship Woman
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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Consider Funny Phone Technology
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison.
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Children Choice Marriage Prison Woman Work
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself

I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?

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