If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
TIM ALLENI don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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