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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.

Tim Allen

In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Environment Man Myself Spoil

I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.

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