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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Tim Allen

If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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Breathe Coward Ego Hard Prison Reality Strength Yourself
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself

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