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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Tim Allen

If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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Breathe Coward Ego Hard Prison Reality Strength Yourself
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Day Himself Interest Love Man
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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Creation Point Time Yourself
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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Condition Father Life Moment Present Realization Yourself

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