Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
TIM ALLENMen are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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