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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.

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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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I have a thing for tools.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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