I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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