I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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