I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINNo art comes from the conscious mind.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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